“Sit still? My legs just won't.”
Sit Still, Assembly!
Sitting still when sitting still is completely impossible.
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What happens
Cross your legs. Hands in your lap. Eyes to the front. Easy — except for the itch, and the wobbly tooth, and the fly, and the boy behind who will not stop humming.
Everything that happens inside a wriggly body during one very long school assembly. For every child who is trying their absolute hardest to sit still. Ages 3 to 8.
Comes as
- Picture bookRhyming · 32 pages · ages 3–8
Aussie words, for readers overseas
- assembly the whole-school gathering
- Prep / Kindy first year of school
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